Come to MCUC's! MCUC's Rocks out 24 hours a day. Any time during the day, evening, night, or morning! MCUC's is the place.
For mad Fusion Australian Food, MCUC's.
For Cheeky homebrewed Cider, MCUC's.
For Sessions of cheap-ass Australian, Cab-Merlot, MCUC's.
For "Buckles" of Chinese Rice Vodka, MCUC's.
For playing lots of rad computergames, MCUC's.
For reading interesting books, MCUC's
For talking absolute shit with MCUC, MCUC's
MCUC's is also the only bar that serves the "Chung Lee, Wing Chung Dragon Punch" Packs a wallop that is UNBLOCKABLE.
Or, the "Chung Lee, Wing Chungtini"
Meet "Chung Lee". (My house-mate's girlfriend; Doria.)
So if you want to hang out with a completely psychotic, weirdo, loner; just come on down to Collingwood in the old Collingwood brewery/distillery building behind the Porsche building. If MCUC's not home he's probably at the "Prince Patrick" having a soda-water and talking shit. Or at Gin Palace drinking rye and talking shit. Or at Blue Diamond talking shit and throwing things at Aiden (Hi Aiden!)
MCUC's. Twenty-four hours a day, Seven days a week, Three-six-five and one quarter per annum.
Also for employment opportunities check our website:
http://www.melbournecultureuc.blogspot.com/
The work is easy but the pay is admittedly shit ($0.00ph before tax.).
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